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Random Funny Blonde Joke:
| | | | Date Added: | 29/10/2009 | | Views: | 546 | | | | Joke: | Why did the blonde cross the road? I dont know. Neither did she! | | | |
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| 1. | A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island.One day, the three of them are walking along the beach and discover a magic lamp. They rub and rub, and sure enough, out pops a genie.The genie says, "Since I can only grant three wishes, you may each have one."The brunette says, "Ive been stuck here for years. I miss my family, my husband, and my life. I just want to go home."POOF! The brunette gets her wish and she is returned to her family.Then, the red head says, "Ive been stuck here for years as well. I miss my family, my husband, and my life. I wish I could go home too."POOF! The redhead gets her wish and she is returned to her family.The blonde starts crying uncontrollably.The genie asks, "My dear, whats the matter?"The blonde whimpers, "I wish my friends were still here." | |  - Rate This Blonde Joke
| | 2. | How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday? Tell her a joke on a Monday! | |  - Rate This Blonde Joke
| | 3. | One day a blonde, red-head, and a brunette were driving through the desert when all of a sudden their car broke down. They decided they would all walk to civilization. The red-head said, "Im going to take water so if I get thirsty I can drink it." Then the brunette said, "Im going to take some food so if I get hungry I can eat." And then the blonde said "Im going to take the car door, so if I get hot, I can roll the window down!" | |  - Rate This Blonde Joke
| | 4. | A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 Oclock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, and the blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldnt jump. Sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead $50. The redhead said, "I cant take this, youre my friend."But the blonde insisted saying, "No. A bets a bet."Then the redhead said "Listen, I have to tell you that I saw this on the 5 Oclock news, so I cant take your money". The blonde replied "Well, so did I, but I didnt think he would jump again!" | | - Rate This Blonde Joke
| | 5. | A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a new blonde girl painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket. Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall.She showed him the instructions on the tin, "For best results, put on two coats". | | - Rate This Blonde Joke
| | 6. | Q. Why was the blonde in the tree? A. Because she was raking up the leaves! | |  - Rate This Blonde Joke
| | 7. | A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving. The car was going back and forth till someone with a cell phone called the police. A police officer pulled the car over. A blonde rolls down the window and says, " Officer, Im so glad you are here. I saw a tree in the road, then I saw another. So I had to swerve to keep from hitting it!" The officer looks at her, then says, "Maam, thats your air freshener." | | - Rate This Blonde Joke
| | 8. | What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run - she is still holding the grenade! | | - Rate This Blonde Joke
| | 9. | Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat? A: In case she locks the keys in her car. | |  - Rate This Blonde Joke
| | 10. | Q: How does a blonde kill a fish? A: She drowns it. | | - Rate This Blonde Joke
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