| 1. | Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? She didnt want to wake the sleeping tablets! |
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| 2. | Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies? A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor. |
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| 3. | How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday? Tell her a joke on a Monday! |
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| 4. | A blonde walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin. Out pops a Coke. The blonde looks amazed and runs away to get some more coins. She returns and starts feeding the machine madly and of course the machine keeps feeding out drinks.Another person walks up behind the blonde and watches her antics for a few minutes before stopping her and asking if someone else could have a go.The blonde turns around and shouts, "Cant you see Im winning!" |
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| 5. | One day a blonde, red-head, and a brunette were driving through the desert when all of a sudden their car broke down. They decided they would all walk to civilization. The red-head said, "Im going to take water so if I get thirsty I can drink it." Then the brunette said, "Im going to take some food so if I get hungry I can eat." And then the blonde said "Im going to take the car door, so if I get hot, I can roll the window down!" |
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| 6. | What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant! |
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| 7. | Q. What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios? A. Donut seeds. |
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| 8. | The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!" |
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| 9. | Q. Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall? A. To see what was on the other side. |
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| 10. | Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat? A: In case she locks the keys in her car. |
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