| 1. | Why did the blonde cross the road? I dont know. Neither did she! |
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| 2. | A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 Oclock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, and the blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldnt jump. Sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead $50. The redhead said, "I cant take this, youre my friend."But the blonde insisted saying, "No. A bets a bet."Then the redhead said "Listen, I have to tell you that I saw this on the 5 Oclock news, so I cant take your money". The blonde replied "Well, so did I, but I didnt think he would jump again!" |
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| 3. | How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday? Tell her a joke on a Monday! |
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| 4. | Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? It said "concentrate" on it! |
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| 5. | A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night hes doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, hes going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "Ive heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a persons hair have to do with her worth as a human being? Its guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humor!"The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! Im talking to that little idiot on your knee!" |
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| 6. | A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving. The car was going back and forth till someone with a cell phone called the police. A police officer pulled the car over. A blonde rolls down the window and says, " Officer, Im so glad you are here. I saw a tree in the road, then I saw another. So I had to swerve to keep from hitting it!" The officer looks at her, then says, "Maam, thats your air freshener." |
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| 7. | Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat? A: In case she locks the keys in her car. |
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| 8. | What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up! |
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| 9. | Why dont you see blonde pharmacists? They cant get the bottles into the typewriter! |
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| 10. | Q: How do you make a blondes eyes light up? A: Shine a flashlight in their ear. |
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