|
|
Funny Blonde Joke:
| | | | Date Added: | 29/10/2009 | | Views: | 769 | | | | Joke: | Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer? A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold. | | | |
|
|
More Blonde Jokes:
|
| 1. | Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat? A: In case she locks the keys in her car. | |  - Rate This Blonde Joke
| | 2. | The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!" | |  - Rate This Blonde Joke
| | 3. | Did you hear about the two Blondes that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theater?They went to see "Closed for Winter". | | - Rate This Blonde Joke
| | 4. | One morning this blonde calls her friend and says, "Would you mind coming over and helping me out with this killer jigsaw puzzle I bought -- I cant figure out how to get started."Her friend asks, "Whats the puzzle of?""From the picture on the box, Id guess its a tiger," replied the blonde.The friend obliges, and when he arrives the blonde greets him at the front door and then shows him the puzzle spread out all over the table.He studies the pieces for a moment, then studies the box. Then, he turns to her and says, "Im afraid that no matter what I do, Im not going to be able to show you how to assemble these to look like the picture of the tiger on the box.""Why not?" asks the disappointed blonde."Because, you didnt buy a jigsaw puzzle... what you have here is a box of Frosted Flakes." | | - Rate This Blonde Joke
| | 5. | Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working? A: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. | |  - Rate This Blonde Joke
| | 6. | A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island.One day, the three of them are walking along the beach and discover a magic lamp. They rub and rub, and sure enough, out pops a genie.The genie says, "Since I can only grant three wishes, you may each have one."The brunette says, "Ive been stuck here for years. I miss my family, my husband, and my life. I just want to go home."POOF! The brunette gets her wish and she is returned to her family.Then, the red head says, "Ive been stuck here for years as well. I miss my family, my husband, and my life. I wish I could go home too."POOF! The redhead gets her wish and she is returned to her family.The blonde starts crying uncontrollably.The genie asks, "My dear, whats the matter?"The blonde whimpers, "I wish my friends were still here." | | - Rate This Blonde Joke
| | 7. | A blonde walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin. Out pops a Coke. The blonde looks amazed and runs away to get some more coins. She returns and starts feeding the machine madly and of course the machine keeps feeding out drinks.Another person walks up behind the blonde and watches her antics for a few minutes before stopping her and asking if someone else could have a go.The blonde turns around and shouts, "Cant you see Im winning!" | | - Rate This Blonde Joke
| | 8. | A. Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?Q. They think their picture is being taken. | |  - Rate This Blonde Joke
| | 9. | Did you hear about the blonde who stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her! | | - Rate This Blonde Joke
| | 10. | Q: Why cant blondes put in light bulbs? A: They keep breaking them with the hammers. | | - Rate This Blonde Joke
|
|
|
|
