| 1. | I offered a blonde a penny for her thoughts.... she gave me change! |
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| 2. | A. Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?Q. They think their picture is being taken. |
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| 3. | What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up! |
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| 4. | One morning this blonde calls her friend and says, "Would you mind coming over and helping me out with this killer jigsaw puzzle I bought -- I cant figure out how to get started."Her friend asks, "Whats the puzzle of?""From the picture on the box, Id guess its a tiger," replied the blonde.The friend obliges, and when he arrives the blonde greets him at the front door and then shows him the puzzle spread out all over the table.He studies the pieces for a moment, then studies the box. Then, he turns to her and says, "Im afraid that no matter what I do, Im not going to be able to show you how to assemble these to look like the picture of the tiger on the box.""Why not?" asks the disappointed blonde."Because, you didnt buy a jigsaw puzzle... what you have here is a box of Frosted Flakes." |
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| 5. | Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? She didnt want to wake the sleeping tablets! |
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| 6. | A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a new blonde girl painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket. Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall.She showed him the instructions on the tin, "For best results, put on two coats". |
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| 7. | A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/shed been driving the wrong way on a one-way street. Cop: Do you know where you were going? Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad cause all the people were leaving. |
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| 8. | A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving. The car was going back and forth till someone with a cell phone called the police. A police officer pulled the car over. A blonde rolls down the window and says, " Officer, Im so glad you are here. I saw a tree in the road, then I saw another. So I had to swerve to keep from hitting it!" The officer looks at her, then says, "Maam, thats your air freshener." |
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| 9. | Q. What do you call a blonde who dies her hair brown? A. Artificial intelligence. |
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| 10. | Why dont you see blonde pharmacists? They cant get the bottles into the typewriter! |
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