| 1. | Q: How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek? A: One. |
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| 2. | Did you hear about the two Blondes that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theater?They went to see "Closed for Winter". |
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| 3. | A blonde walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin. Out pops a Coke. The blonde looks amazed and runs away to get some more coins. She returns and starts feeding the machine madly and of course the machine keeps feeding out drinks.Another person walks up behind the blonde and watches her antics for a few minutes before stopping her and asking if someone else could have a go.The blonde turns around and shouts, "Cant you see Im winning!" |
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| 4. | One day a blonde, red-head, and a brunette were driving through the desert when all of a sudden their car broke down. They decided they would all walk to civilization. The red-head said, "Im going to take water so if I get thirsty I can drink it." Then the brunette said, "Im going to take some food so if I get hungry I can eat." And then the blonde said "Im going to take the car door, so if I get hot, I can roll the window down!" |
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| 5. | Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working? A: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. |
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| 6. | How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday? Tell her a joke on a Monday! |
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| 7. | A. Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?Q. They think their picture is being taken. |
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| 8. | Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? She didnt want to wake the sleeping tablets! |
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| 9. | Q.What are the worst six years in a blondes life? A: Third Grade. |
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| 10. | A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving. The car was going back and forth till someone with a cell phone called the police. A police officer pulled the car over. A blonde rolls down the window and says, " Officer, Im so glad you are here. I saw a tree in the road, then I saw another. So I had to swerve to keep from hitting it!" The officer looks at her, then says, "Maam, thats your air freshener." |
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