| 1. | What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant! |
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| 2. | A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/shed been driving the wrong way on a one-way street. Cop: Do you know where you were going? Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad cause all the people were leaving. |
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| 3. | What do you call a blonde standing between two brunettes? A mental block! |
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| 4. | One day a blonde, red-head, and a brunette were driving through the desert when all of a sudden their car broke down. They decided they would all walk to civilization. The red-head said, "Im going to take water so if I get thirsty I can drink it." Then the brunette said, "Im going to take some food so if I get hungry I can eat." And then the blonde said "Im going to take the car door, so if I get hot, I can roll the window down!" |
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| 5. | Did you hear about the blonde with tire marks on her back? She crawled across the street when the sign said "DONT WALK". |
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| 6. | Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home? A: She moved. |
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| 7. | Q: How do you make a blondes eyes light up? A: Shine a flashlight in their ear. |
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| 8. | What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run - she is still holding the grenade! |
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| 9. | Q. What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios? A. Donut seeds. |
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| 10. | Why dont you see blonde pharmacists? They cant get the bottles into the typewriter! |
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