| 1. | One day 2 blondes decided to drive to Disney Land. When they saw a sign that said Disney Land left they turned around and went home. |
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| 2. | Q: How does a blonde kill a worm? A: She burys it. |
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| 3. | A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night hes doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, hes going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "Ive heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a persons hair have to do with her worth as a human being? Its guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humor!"The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! Im talking to that little idiot on your knee!" |
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| 4. | What do you call a blonde standing between two brunettes? A mental block! |
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| 5. | A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 Oclock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, and the blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldnt jump. Sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead $50. The redhead said, "I cant take this, youre my friend."But the blonde insisted saying, "No. A bets a bet."Then the redhead said "Listen, I have to tell you that I saw this on the 5 Oclock news, so I cant take your money". The blonde replied "Well, so did I, but I didnt think he would jump again!" |
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| 6. | Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer? A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold. |
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| 7. | Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat? A: In case she locks the keys in her car. |
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| 8. | A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop, someone asked, "Where did you get that?"The pig replied, "I won her in a raffle!" |
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| 9. | Did you hear about the blonde with tire marks on her back? She crawled across the street when the sign said "DONT WALK". |
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| 10. | Why dont you see blonde pharmacists? They cant get the bottles into the typewriter! |
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