| 1. | Three blondes were walking through a field when they came across a set of tracks.The first blonde looked down at the tracks and said, "I think they could be bird tracks."The second blonde went to look and said, "No, I think these are deer tracks."They stepped aside and the third blonde went over to the tracks. She looked down, then got run over by the train! |
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| 2. | A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop, someone asked, "Where did you get that?"The pig replied, "I won her in a raffle!" |
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| 3. | Did you hear about the blonde who stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her! |
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| 4. | Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? It said "concentrate" on it! |
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| 5. | What do you call a blonde standing between two brunettes? A mental block! |
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| 6. | A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night hes doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, hes going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "Ive heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a persons hair have to do with her worth as a human being? Its guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humor!"The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! Im talking to that little idiot on your knee!" |
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| 7. | Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? She didnt want to wake the sleeping tablets! |
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| 8. | Q. What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios? A. Donut seeds. |
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| 9. | Q: How does a blonde kill a worm? A: She burys it. |
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| 10. | Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat? A: In case she locks the keys in her car. |
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