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Funny Blonde Joke:
| | | | Date Added: | 29/10/2009 | | Views: | 735 | | | | Joke: | A redhead, a brunette and a blonde all escape from a prison together. They run into the nearby woods and all climb up seperate trees. When the police find the redheads tree and ask who is up there, the redhead chirps like a bird. Then the police go to the brunettes tree. When they ask who is up there, the brunette makes chipmunk noises. Finally, when the police go to the blondes tree and ask who is up there, the blonde goes,"MOOOOOOOOOO!" | | | |
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More Blonde Jokes:
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| 1. | Q: How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek? A: One. | |  - Rate This Blonde Joke
| | 2. | How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday? Tell her a joke on a Monday! | | - Rate This Blonde Joke
| | 3. | A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a new blonde girl painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket. Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall.She showed him the instructions on the tin, "For best results, put on two coats". | |  - Rate This Blonde Joke
| | 4. | Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat? A: In case she locks the keys in her car. | |  - Rate This Blonde Joke
| | 5. | Did you hear about the two Blondes that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theater?They went to see "Closed for Winter". | |  - Rate This Blonde Joke
| | 6. | What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant! | | - Rate This Blonde Joke
| | 7. | A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 Oclock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, and the blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldnt jump. Sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead $50. The redhead said, "I cant take this, youre my friend."But the blonde insisted saying, "No. A bets a bet."Then the redhead said "Listen, I have to tell you that I saw this on the 5 Oclock news, so I cant take your money". The blonde replied "Well, so did I, but I didnt think he would jump again!" | | - Rate This Blonde Joke
| | 8. | Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies? A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor. | | - Rate This Blonde Joke
| | 9. | Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home? A: She moved. | | - Rate This Blonde Joke
| | 10. | Q. Why was the blonde in the tree? A. Because she was raking up the leaves! | |  - Rate This Blonde Joke
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