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Funny Blonde Joke:
| | | | Date Added: | 28/10/2009 | | Views: | 481 | | | | Joke: | The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!" | | | |
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| 1. | Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer? A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold. | |  - Rate This Blonde Joke
| | 2. | Did you hear about the blonde with tire marks on her back? She crawled across the street when the sign said "DONT WALK". | |  - Rate This Blonde Joke
| | 3. | A blonde walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin. Out pops a Coke. The blonde looks amazed and runs away to get some more coins. She returns and starts feeding the machine madly and of course the machine keeps feeding out drinks.Another person walks up behind the blonde and watches her antics for a few minutes before stopping her and asking if someone else could have a go.The blonde turns around and shouts, "Cant you see Im winning!" | | - Rate This Blonde Joke
| | 4. | A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 Oclock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, and the blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldnt jump. Sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead $50. The redhead said, "I cant take this, youre my friend."But the blonde insisted saying, "No. A bets a bet."Then the redhead said "Listen, I have to tell you that I saw this on the 5 Oclock news, so I cant take your money". The blonde replied "Well, so did I, but I didnt think he would jump again!" | | - Rate This Blonde Joke
| | 5. | A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"The blonde said "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and other materials that she might need were in the garage. The mans wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should, she was standing on it."A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "Youre finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50."And by the way," the blonde a dded, "its no | |  - Rate This Blonde Joke
| | 6. | A redhead, a brunette and a blonde all escape from a prison together. They run into the nearby woods and all climb up seperate trees. When the police find the redheads tree and ask who is up there, the redhead chirps like a bird. Then the police go to the brunettes tree. When they ask who is up there, the brunette makes chipmunk noises. Finally, when the police go to the blondes tree and ask who is up there, the blonde goes,"MOOOOOOOOOO!" | | - Rate This Blonde Joke
| | 7. | I offered a blonde a penny for her thoughts.... she gave me change! | |  - Rate This Blonde Joke
| | 8. | Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat? A: In case she locks the keys in her car. | | - Rate This Blonde Joke
| | 9. | Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short? A: So brunettes can remember them. | |  - Rate This Blonde Joke
| | 10. | Q: Why cant blondes put in light bulbs? A: They keep breaking them with the hammers. | | - Rate This Blonde Joke
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