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Funny Blonde Joke:
| | | | Date Added: | 29/10/2009 | | Views: | 616 | | | | Joke: | Q. What do you call a blonde who dies her hair brown? A. Artificial intelligence. | | | |
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| 1. | Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home? A: She moved. | |  - Rate This Blonde Joke
| | 2. | The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!" | |  - Rate This Blonde Joke
| | 3. | A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island.One day, the three of them are walking along the beach and discover a magic lamp. They rub and rub, and sure enough, out pops a genie.The genie says, "Since I can only grant three wishes, you may each have one."The brunette says, "Ive been stuck here for years. I miss my family, my husband, and my life. I just want to go home."POOF! The brunette gets her wish and she is returned to her family.Then, the red head says, "Ive been stuck here for years as well. I miss my family, my husband, and my life. I wish I could go home too."POOF! The redhead gets her wish and she is returned to her family.The blonde starts crying uncontrollably.The genie asks, "My dear, whats the matter?"The blonde whimpers, "I wish my friends were still here." | |  - Rate This Blonde Joke
| | 4. | One morning this blonde calls her friend and says, "Would you mind coming over and helping me out with this killer jigsaw puzzle I bought -- I cant figure out how to get started."Her friend asks, "Whats the puzzle of?""From the picture on the box, Id guess its a tiger," replied the blonde.The friend obliges, and when he arrives the blonde greets him at the front door and then shows him the puzzle spread out all over the table.He studies the pieces for a moment, then studies the box. Then, he turns to her and says, "Im afraid that no matter what I do, Im not going to be able to show you how to assemble these to look like the picture of the tiger on the box.""Why not?" asks the disappointed blonde."Because, you didnt buy a jigsaw puzzle... what you have here is a box of Frosted Flakes." | | - Rate This Blonde Joke
| | 5. | A redhead, a brunette and a blonde all escape from a prison together. They run into the nearby woods and all climb up seperate trees. When the police find the redheads tree and ask who is up there, the redhead chirps like a bird. Then the police go to the brunettes tree. When they ask who is up there, the brunette makes chipmunk noises. Finally, when the police go to the blondes tree and ask who is up there, the blonde goes,"MOOOOOOOOOO!" | | - Rate This Blonde Joke
| | 6. | Q. Why was the blonde in the tree? A. Because she was raking up the leaves! | |  - Rate This Blonde Joke
| | 7. | A blonde once shot an arrow into the air... but missed! | |  - Rate This Blonde Joke
| | 8. | Did you hear about the two Blondes that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theater?They went to see "Closed for Winter". | | - Rate This Blonde Joke
| | 9. | Did you hear about the blonde who stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her! | | - Rate This Blonde Joke
| | 10. | A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a new blonde girl painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket. Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall.She showed him the instructions on the tin, "For best results, put on two coats". | | - Rate This Blonde Joke
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