| 1. | Did you hear about the blonde who stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her! |
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| 2. | Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? She didnt want to wake the sleeping tablets! |
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| 3. | A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/shed been driving the wrong way on a one-way street. Cop: Do you know where you were going? Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad cause all the people were leaving. |
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| 4. | Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley? A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own. |
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| 5. | Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short? A: So brunettes can remember them. |
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| 6. | Did you hear about the two Blondes that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theater?They went to see "Closed for Winter". |
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| 7. | Q. Why was the blonde in the tree? A. Because she was raking up the leaves! |
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| 8. | Why did the blonde burn her ear? The phone rang while she was ironing! |
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| 9. | Q: How do you make a blondes eyes light up? A: Shine a flashlight in their ear. |
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| 10. | Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home? A: She moved. |
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