| 1. | Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? It said "concentrate" on it! |
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| 2. | Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short? A: So brunettes can remember them. |
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| 3. | A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving. The car was going back and forth till someone with a cell phone called the police. A police officer pulled the car over. A blonde rolls down the window and says, " Officer, Im so glad you are here. I saw a tree in the road, then I saw another. So I had to swerve to keep from hitting it!" The officer looks at her, then says, "Maam, thats your air freshener." |
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| 4. | Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies? A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor. |
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| 5. | What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run - she is still holding the grenade! |
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| 6. | Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. First Blonde: "I cant seem to get this door unlocked!Second Blonde: Well you better hurry up. Its starting to rain and the top is down! |
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| 7. | Why dont you see blonde pharmacists? They cant get the bottles into the typewriter! |
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| 8. | What do you call a blonde standing between two brunettes? A mental block! |
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| 9. | Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working? A: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. |
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| 10. | A redhead, a brunette and a blonde all escape from a prison together. They run into the nearby woods and all climb up seperate trees. When the police find the redheads tree and ask who is up there, the redhead chirps like a bird. Then the police go to the brunettes tree. When they ask who is up there, the brunette makes chipmunk noises. Finally, when the police go to the blondes tree and ask who is up there, the blonde goes,"MOOOOOOOOOO!" |
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