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Funny Blonde Joke:
| | | | Date Added: | 29/10/2009 | | Views: | 730 | | | | Joke: | A blonde walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin. Out pops a Coke. The blonde looks amazed and runs away to get some more coins. She returns and starts feeding the machine madly and of course the machine keeps feeding out drinks.Another person walks up behind the blonde and watches her antics for a few minutes before stopping her and asking if someone else could have a go.The blonde turns around and shouts, "Cant you see Im winning!" | | | |
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| 1. | A blonde once shot an arrow into the air... but missed! | |  - Rate This Blonde Joke
| | 2. | A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"The blonde said "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and other materials that she might need were in the garage. The mans wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should, she was standing on it."A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "Youre finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50."And by the way," the blonde a dded, "its no | |  - Rate This Blonde Joke
| | 3. | Q: How do you make a blondes eyes light up? A: Shine a flashlight in their ear. | |  - Rate This Blonde Joke
| | 4. | Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months? A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years. | | - Rate This Blonde Joke
| | 5. | What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant! | |  - Rate This Blonde Joke
| | 6. | One day 2 blondes decided to drive to Disney Land. When they saw a sign that said Disney Land left they turned around and went home. | | - Rate This Blonde Joke
| | 7. | One morning this blonde calls her friend and says, "Would you mind coming over and helping me out with this killer jigsaw puzzle I bought -- I cant figure out how to get started."Her friend asks, "Whats the puzzle of?""From the picture on the box, Id guess its a tiger," replied the blonde.The friend obliges, and when he arrives the blonde greets him at the front door and then shows him the puzzle spread out all over the table.He studies the pieces for a moment, then studies the box. Then, he turns to her and says, "Im afraid that no matter what I do, Im not going to be able to show you how to assemble these to look like the picture of the tiger on the box.""Why not?" asks the disappointed blonde."Because, you didnt buy a jigsaw puzzle... what you have here is a box of Frosted Flakes." | |  - Rate This Blonde Joke
| | 8. | What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run - she is still holding the grenade! | | - Rate This Blonde Joke
| | 9. | Did you hear about the two Blondes that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theater?They went to see "Closed for Winter". | | - Rate This Blonde Joke
| | 10. | What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up! | | - Rate This Blonde Joke
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