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Funny Blonde Joke:
| | | | Date Added: | 28/10/2009 | | Views: | 1307 | | | | Joke: | A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about his employees well being, asks sympathetically, "Whats the matter?" The blonde replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away." "Im terribly sorry to hear that. Why dont you go home for the day... we arent terribly busy. Just take the day off to relax and rest." The blonde very calmly explains, "No, Id be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here." The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual. "If you need anything, just let me know," he says. A few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde. He looks out over his office and sees the blonde crying hysterically. He rushes out to her, and asks, "Are you going to be okay? Is there anything I can do to help?" "No," re plies the blonde, "I just got a call from my sister, and she said that HER mom died too!" | | | |
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| 1. | What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant! | |  - Rate This Blonde Joke
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| | 3. | One morning this blonde calls her friend and says, "Would you mind coming over and helping me out with this killer jigsaw puzzle I bought -- I cant figure out how to get started."Her friend asks, "Whats the puzzle of?""From the picture on the box, Id guess its a tiger," replied the blonde.The friend obliges, and when he arrives the blonde greets him at the front door and then shows him the puzzle spread out all over the table.He studies the pieces for a moment, then studies the box. Then, he turns to her and says, "Im afraid that no matter what I do, Im not going to be able to show you how to assemble these to look like the picture of the tiger on the box.""Why not?" asks the disappointed blonde."Because, you didnt buy a jigsaw puzzle... what you have here is a box of Frosted Flakes." | |  - Rate This Blonde Joke
| | 4. | Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? She didnt want to wake the sleeping tablets! | |  - Rate This Blonde Joke
| | 5. | Q. Why was the blonde in the tree? A. Because she was raking up the leaves! | | - Rate This Blonde Joke
| | 6. | Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley? A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own. | | - Rate This Blonde Joke
| | 7. | Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird? A: She threw it off a cliff. | | - Rate This Blonde Joke
| | 8. | A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop, someone asked, "Where did you get that?"The pig replied, "I won her in a raffle!" | |  - Rate This Blonde Joke
| | 9. | Q. What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios? A. Donut seeds. | | - Rate This Blonde Joke
| | 10. | What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up! | |  - Rate This Blonde Joke
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