| 1. | A blonde walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin. Out pops a Coke. The blonde looks amazed and runs away to get some more coins. She returns and starts feeding the machine madly and of course the machine keeps feeding out drinks.Another person walks up behind the blonde and watches her antics for a few minutes before stopping her and asking if someone else could have a go.The blonde turns around and shouts, "Cant you see Im winning!" |
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| 2. | A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop, someone asked, "Where did you get that?"The pig replied, "I won her in a raffle!" |
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| 3. | What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up! |
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| 4. | One day 2 blondes decided to drive to Disney Land. When they saw a sign that said Disney Land left they turned around and went home. |
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| 5. | A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/shed been driving the wrong way on a one-way street. Cop: Do you know where you were going? Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad cause all the people were leaving. |
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| 6. | Why dont you see blonde pharmacists? They cant get the bottles into the typewriter! |
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| 7. | Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months? A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years. |
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| 8. | A blonde once shot an arrow into the air... but missed! |
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| 9. | Did you hear about the blonde with tire marks on her back? She crawled across the street when the sign said "DONT WALK". |
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| 10. | Q: How do you make a blondes eyes light up? A: Shine a flashlight in their ear. |
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