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Funny Blonde Joke:
| | | | Date Added: | 29/10/2009 | | Views: | 798 | | | | Joke: | How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday? Tell her a joke on a Monday! | | | |
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| 1. | Q: How does a blonde kill a worm? A: She burys it. | |  - Rate This Blonde Joke
| | 2. | Q: How does a blonde kill a fish? A: She drowns it. | |  - Rate This Blonde Joke
| | 3. | A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving. The car was going back and forth till someone with a cell phone called the police. A police officer pulled the car over. A blonde rolls down the window and says, " Officer, Im so glad you are here. I saw a tree in the road, then I saw another. So I had to swerve to keep from hitting it!" The officer looks at her, then says, "Maam, thats your air freshener." | | - Rate This Blonde Joke
| | 4. | Q: How do you make a blondes eyes light up? A: Shine a flashlight in their ear. | | - Rate This Blonde Joke
| | 5. | Why dont you see blonde pharmacists? They cant get the bottles into the typewriter! | |  - Rate This Blonde Joke
| | 6. | The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!" | |  - Rate This Blonde Joke
| | 7. | Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies? A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor. | | - Rate This Blonde Joke
| | 8. | A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 Oclock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, and the blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldnt jump. Sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead $50. The redhead said, "I cant take this, youre my friend."But the blonde insisted saying, "No. A bets a bet."Then the redhead said "Listen, I have to tell you that I saw this on the 5 Oclock news, so I cant take your money". The blonde replied "Well, so did I, but I didnt think he would jump again!" | | - Rate This Blonde Joke
| | 9. | A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about his employees well being, asks sympathetically, "Whats the matter?" The blonde replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away." "Im terribly sorry to hear that. Why dont you go home for the day... we arent terribly busy. Just take the day off to relax and rest." The blonde very calmly explains, "No, Id be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here." The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual. "If you need anything, just let me know," he says. A few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde. He looks out over his office and sees the blonde crying hysterically. He rushes out to her, and asks, "Are you going to be okay? Is there anything I can do to help?" "No," re plies the blonde, "I just got a call from my sister, | | - Rate This Blonde Joke
| | 10. | Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. First Blonde: "I cant seem to get this door unlocked!Second Blonde: Well you better hurry up. Its starting to rain and the top is down! | | - Rate This Blonde Joke
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