| 1. | Why did the blonde burn her ear? The phone rang while she was ironing! |
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| 2. | Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies? A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor. |
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| 3. | A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop, someone asked, "Where did you get that?"The pig replied, "I won her in a raffle!" |
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| 4. | A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night hes doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, hes going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "Ive heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a persons hair have to do with her worth as a human being? Its guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humor!"The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! Im talking to that little idiot on your knee!" |
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| 5. | Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months? A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years. |
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| 6. | Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? She didnt want to wake the sleeping tablets! |
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| 7. | One day 2 blondes decided to drive to Disney Land. When they saw a sign that said Disney Land left they turned around and went home. |
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| 8. | Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short? A: So brunettes can remember them. |
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| 9. | Q. What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios? A. Donut seeds. |
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| 10. | Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk? A: The cow fell on her. |
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