| 1. | Why did the blonde burn her ear? The phone rang while she was ironing! |
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| 2. | Q. What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios? A. Donut seeds. |
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| 3. | How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday? Tell her a joke on a Monday! |
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| 4. | A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about his employees well being, asks sympathetically, "Whats the matter?" The blonde replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away." "Im terribly sorry to hear that. Why dont you go home for the day... we arent terribly busy. Just take the day off to relax and rest." The blonde very calmly explains, "No, Id be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here." The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual. "If you need anything, just let me know," he says. A few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde. He looks out over his office and sees the blonde crying hysterically. He rushes out to her, and asks, "Are you going to be okay? Is there anything I can do to help?" "No," re plies the blonde, "I just got a call from my sister, |
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| 5. | Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short? A: So brunettes can remember them. |
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| 6. | Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird? A: She threw it off a cliff. |
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| 7. | A redhead, a brunette and a blonde all escape from a prison together. They run into the nearby woods and all climb up seperate trees. When the police find the redheads tree and ask who is up there, the redhead chirps like a bird. Then the police go to the brunettes tree. When they ask who is up there, the brunette makes chipmunk noises. Finally, when the police go to the blondes tree and ask who is up there, the blonde goes,"MOOOOOOOOOO!" |
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| 8. | Q. Why was the blonde in the tree? A. Because she was raking up the leaves! |
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| 9. | Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat? A: In case she locks the keys in her car. |
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| 10. | What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run - she is still holding the grenade! |
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