| 11. | A redhead, a brunette and a blonde all escape from a prison together. They run into the nearby woods and all climb up seperate trees. When the police find the redheads tree and ask who is up there, the redhead chirps like a bird. Then the police go to the brunettes tree. When they ask who is up there, the brunette makes chipmunk noises. Finally, when the police go to the blondes tree and ask who is up there, the blonde goes,"MOOOOOOOOOO!"
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| 12. | A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night hes doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, hes going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "Ive heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a persons hair have to do with her worth as a human being? Its guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humor!"The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! Im talking to that little idiot on your knee!"
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| 13. | A. Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?Q. They think their picture is being taken.
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| 14. | Did you hear about the blonde who stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her!
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| 15. | Did you hear about the blonde with tire marks on her back? She crawled across the street when the sign said "DONT WALK".
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| 16. | Did you hear about the two Blondes that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theater?They went to see "Closed for Winter".
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| 17. | How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday? Tell her a joke on a Monday!
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| 18. | I offered a blonde a penny for her thoughts.... she gave me change!
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| 19. | One day 2 blondes decided to drive to Disney Land. When they saw a sign that said Disney Land left they turned around and went home.
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| 20. | One day a blonde, red-head, and a brunette were driving through the desert when all of a sudden their car broke down. They decided they would all walk to civilization. The red-head said, "Im going to take water so if I get thirsty I can drink it." Then the brunette said, "Im going to take some food so if I get hungry I can eat." And then the blonde said "Im going to take the car door, so if I get hot, I can roll the window down!"
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