10 Highest Rated Blonde Jokes:
| 1. | A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 Oclock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, and the blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldnt jump. Sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead $50. The redhead said, "I cant take this, youre my friend."But the blonde insisted saying, "No. A bets a bet."Then the redhead said "Listen, I have to tell you that I saw this on the 5 Oclock news, so I cant take your money". The blonde replied "Well, so did I, but I didnt think he would jump again!" | |  - Rate This Blonde Joke
| | 2. | What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant! | | - Rate This Blonde Joke
| | 3. | Did you hear about the blonde with tire marks on her back? She crawled across the street when the sign said "DONT WALK". | | - Rate This Blonde Joke
| | 4. | A blonde walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin. Out pops a Coke. The blonde looks amazed and runs away to get some more coins. She returns and starts feeding the machine madly and of course the machine keeps feeding out drinks.Another person walks up behind the blonde and watches her antics for a few minutes before stopping her and asking if someone else could have a go.The blonde turns around and shouts, "Cant you see Im winning!" | | - Rate This Blonde Joke
| | 5. | Did you hear about the two Blondes that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theater?They went to see "Closed for Winter". | | - Rate This Blonde Joke
| | 6. | Q. What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios? A. Donut seeds. | | - Rate This Blonde Joke
| | 7. | One day a blonde, red-head, and a brunette were driving through the desert when all of a sudden their car broke down. They decided they would all walk to civilization. The red-head said, "Im going to take water so if I get thirsty I can drink it." Then the brunette said, "Im going to take some food so if I get hungry I can eat." And then the blonde said "Im going to take the car door, so if I get hot, I can roll the window down!" | | - Rate This Blonde Joke
| | 8. | Q. What do you call a blonde who dies her hair brown? A. Artificial intelligence. | | - Rate This Blonde Joke
| | 9. | A redhead, a brunette and a blonde all escape from a prison together. They run into the nearby woods and all climb up seperate trees. When the police find the redheads tree and ask who is up there, the redhead chirps like a bird. Then the police go to the brunettes tree. When they ask who is up there, the brunette makes chipmunk noises. Finally, when the police go to the blondes tree and ask who is up there, the blonde goes,"MOOOOOOOOOO!" | | - Rate This Blonde Joke
| | 10. | Q: How do you make a blondes eyes light up? A: Shine a flashlight in their ear. | |  - Rate This Blonde Joke
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| 10 Newest Blonde Jokes:
| 1. | Q: How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek? A: One. | |  - Rate This Blonde Joke
| | 2. | Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer? A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold. | | - Rate This Blonde Joke
| | 3. | Q.What are the worst six years in a blondes life? A: Third Grade. | | - Rate This Blonde Joke
| | 4. | A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/shed been driving the wrong way on a one-way street. Cop: Do you know where you were going? Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad cause all the people were leaving. | | - Rate This Blonde Joke
| | 5. | Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies? A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor. | | - Rate This Blonde Joke
| | 6. | Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley? A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own. | | - Rate This Blonde Joke
| | 7. | Q: How does a blonde kill a worm? A: She burys it. | | - Rate This Blonde Joke
| | 8. | Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird? A: She threw it off a cliff. | | - Rate This Blonde Joke
| | 9. | Q: How does a blonde kill a fish? A: She drowns it. | | - Rate This Blonde Joke
| | 10. | Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk? A: The cow fell on her. | | - Rate This Blonde Joke
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